Advanced Chinese Pickup Lines – Video and Translation

This is a video from Youtuber “Potter King” Who goes around trying some great/cheesy/terrible pickup lines on some unsuspecting bystanders. This uses advanced Chinese so we’ve translated it below with some descriptions of why it’s funny. If you can pull these off…. then your Chinese and your game is really next level.

If this is too advanced, we have a simpler article on how to flirt in Chinese that offers some beginner pickup lines and basic compliments you can give. More along the lines of how to say “you’re beautiful” and “may I join you here?”

Ok! That’s enough from us. Watch the video and read along below!

Chinese Pickup Line #1

欸. 帮我按一个赞好不好?
Āi. Bāng wǒ àn yīgè zàn hǎobù hǎo?
Hey. Help get me a “like,” ok?

好啊
Hǎo a
Alright

这样我就能占有你(赞有你)
Zhèyàng wǒ jiù néng zhànyǒu nǐ (zàn yǒu nǐ)
Ok, I’ll “like” you like this (“like” sounds “to take you”)

白眼翻到天灵盖. 是不是没被打过?
Báiyǎn fān dào tiānlínggài. Shì bùshì méi bèi dǎguò?
Oh god this makes me roll my eyes. Has no one hit you yet?

Chinese Pickup Line #2

欸. 我变一个魔术给你看好不好?
āi. wǒ biàn yīgè móshù gěi nǐ kànhǎo bù hǎo?
Hey. Let me do a magic track and you can see if it’s good?

好啊
Hǎo a
Alright

借我妳的…右手
Jiè wǒ nǎi de…yòushǒu
Lend me your.. right hand

又想搞什么鬼
Yòu xiǎng gǎo shénme guǐ
What do you want to do?

你右手先这样子.
Nǐ yòushǒu xiān zhèyàng zi.
Put your right hand like this.

张开来!
Zhāngkāilái!
Open up!

稍微靠近我 近一点.
shāowéi kàojìn wǒ jìn yīdiǎn
A little closer to me

是不是偷走妳的心了
Shì bùshì tōu zǒu nǎi de xīnle
So, was your heart stolen?

(旁边的人笑喷)
(pángbiān de rén xiào pēn)
(People nearby erupt in laughter)

Chinese Pickup Line #3

那个, 我刚叫你帮我点的那个东西…怎么还没来?
Nàgè, wǒ gāng jiào nǐ bāng wǒ diǎn dì nàgè dōngxī…Zěnme hái méi lái?
Hey, I just told you to help me point that thing…how has it still not come?

什么东西?
Shénme dōngxī?
What thing?

我们的未来.
Wǒmen de wèilái.
Our future.

Chinese Pickup Line #4

你是不是不承认你不是不爱我?
Nǐ shì bùshì bùchéngrèn nǐ bùshì bù ài wǒ
Do you or do you not not admit that you are not not in love with me?

是不是不承认…?
shì bùshì bùchéngrèn…?
Do or do not not admit… ?

再讲一次.
Zài jiǎng yīcì.
Say it again.

你是不是不承认你不是不爱我?
nǐ shì bùshì bùchéngrèn nǐ bùshì bù ài wǒ?
Do you or do you not not admit that you are not not in love with me?

不是.
Bùshì.
No.

嗯?所以你爱我?
Eń? Suǒyǐ nǐ ài wǒ?
Huh? So you love me?

(↓搞不清楚问题的人)
(↓Gǎo bù qīngchǔ wèntí de rén)
(↓ people who do not know the problem)

那我再问你 – 你是不是不承认你是GAY?
Nà wǒ zài wèn nǐ – nǐ shì bùshì bùchéngrèn nǐ shì GAY?
Then I’ll ask you again – do you or do you not not admit that you are gay?

我是不是不承认?我是GAY?我是.
Wǒ shì bùshì bùchéngrèn? Wǒ shì GAY? Wǒ shì.
Do I or do I not not admit? I am GAY? I am.

我就知道.
Wǒ jiù zhīdào.
I always knew it.

啊 我不是
A wǒ bùshì
Hey, I’m not

你还是不承认啊
Nǐ háishì bùchéngrèn a
You still do not admit it.

(陷入怎样回答都不对的套路)
xiànrù zěnyàng huídá dōu bùduì de tàolù
Fall into how to answer all the wrong routines

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